girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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