i jhust puked up my retainher.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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