i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do herpes really smell.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Someone signed my nipple.
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