Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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