we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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