break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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