8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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