Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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