I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
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