and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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