I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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