let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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