Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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