No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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