wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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