And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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