Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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