Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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