Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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