theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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