I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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