Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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