People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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