i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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