I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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