Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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