they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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