I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
honey bunches of taint.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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