I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
