i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
