dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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