Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I think people are normalizing furries
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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