yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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