I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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