My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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