on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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