I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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