: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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