One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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