Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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