He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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