On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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