So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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