she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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