Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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