I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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