I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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