Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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