Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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