Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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