He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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