D3 body, D1 cock
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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